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Part One: Cassandra’s haunted chamber Cassandra Pentaghast was lying in her bed and reading her favorite book. She rested in her private chambers in the Skyhold fortress. She’d returned from a long campaign yesterday and she finally had some time for herself. Cassandra felt very tired from journeys and the burden of responsibility was wearing her. Cassandra was a formidable warrior and a respected member of the Inquisition’s inner circle. She was very tall and strong, although lean. Her black hair was cut short and her sharp features together with her eyes gave her a serious look, but she was a romantic being. She was rea

hapter Eight: With a Whack Whack Here and a Burn Burn There! Here a Bite! There a Bite! Everywhere a Bite! Bite! Mrs. Van Brunt burst into the room from the kitchen and saw all three women clutching their left feet. She said, "Oh, my! What on Earth happened?!?" "CRABS!" Taylor Swift exclaimed. "There were – I mean, SOMEBODY PUT CRABS IN THE BASINS OF WATER WITH OUR FEET! And – and the crabs PINCHED and BIT and PULLED on our toes with – with THEIR CLAWS! One crab just about yanked two of my toes off my foot! My toes! Oh, my toes!" Jenny McCarthy moaned and whimpered. She wiggled her toes slowly, held her left foot in both ha

Chapter Six: Out of the Garden Pool and Into the Inn Sarah Palin, Jenny McCarthy and Taylor Swift all sat on the side lawn of the Sleepy Hollow Inn just a few feet from the turtle-infested garden pool where their bare toes had been unceremoniously munched by six Eastern mud turtles. Each woman clutched her right foot in both hands, drew the foot into her respective lap, and bent down to inspect her toes. The tip of Sarah Palin's big toe was a bright pink from having been pinched in Harrying Harry's pointy jaws, and her big toe throbbed with pain! Sarah's third and fourth toes also thrummed with pain from where Orville Bite'n'chomper had ch

Chapter Five: An Unwelcome Welcoming Wade Every Halloween, Old Hobby instructed the Van Brunts to get various things to aid the goblins in their toe tormenting. It was standard practice to stock the garden pool with turtles. Turtles that would bite! Old Hobby and the other goblins loved seeing a woman's toes and feet getting munched on by turtles! As Old Hobby had once told the Van Brunts with a big grin on his face, "Turtles are our favorite toe-bitin' critters! You can't have much more fun than to see a good ole turtle like a mud turtle or a sanpping turtle chompin' on some lady's toes whilst she is screamin' and hoppin' and dancin' all